Stupid Terminology
Ever listen to someone talking and wonder what they are saying? Do they even know? Ever read anything that just makes no sense?
It is Stupid Terminology and / or Stupid Concepts, or simply the combination of the two. Someone will probably come up with
some stupid term for that also. Like Stupology.
People add meaningless "BS" to every day language. The following is a list of actual "things" either heard or read.
They are in no particular order and I'm not making this "stuff" up. Some of it is oxymoronic. Some is just plain moronic.
Some of it you just want to say "WTF?" Some of it you have to think / say ".... as opposed to?"
One has to wonder sometimes not only who, but what is the rationale behind these terms. Scary territory indeed.
"However if you are an upscale blue sky thinker that can taxonomize the human internet of things with a reference caliber product
in the new normal advertising ecosystem and avoid any payroll orphan by substituting an infographic
or social robot, you may be able to conversate legitimate concerns of financial toxicity trending to the pain point
of the terminally unique product that is brimming with resolution. "
Revised:3-4-2020
Stupid Terminology:
leveraged self-service business intelligence to non-technical users
people-centric, results-driven, forward-looking institution
Fiscal Cliff
cool LED strip lights
Pre Heated Oven
Financially Vulnerable
app fatigue
more natural, thus superior dimensionality
All-hands meeting
human Internet of Things
validate mass market nature
Brimming with resolution
reference-caliber product
The new normal
elongated version of proprietary oval geometry
spatial localization
advertising ecosystem
pre-plan
infographic
Payroll orphan
Trending
Anti- (Anti-Missile Missile) Missile
Zigzagging of Collaboration & Text Analytics
maximum performance at scale
Pain point
Gracious Space
Market head winds
manufactured from the ground up
Dry Drunk
random pattern
Deferred success
360-degree thinking
Youmanity
Idea shower
Real-Time Insight
As In
vibrantly creative, inspirational, entrepreneurial, gigantic personalities.
cyber consciousness
Broadband
social robot
Visualizing Gameification with Intelligent Digital Signage
external evidence of an internal truth
almost inexhaustible
Upscaled Blue-Sky thinker
conversate
Incentivise
taxonomize
Trust, but verify
"Saving The World"
FOX NEWS
Rugged, Outdoorsy Power
Legitimate concerns
Competition Briquets
Nature Made (not referencing a brand name)
100% ALL Natural
writing pen
financial toxicity
kiducation
change it up
character defect
prayer lab
Selfie
work toward synergies and strategic alignment
revolutionary process
APP
Killer App
cautiously optimistic
Blog
FOX NEWS
compassionate conservatism
residentially flexible
There Is No Such Thing As A Dumb Question
Legitimate Rape
high-definition voice calls
dynamically innovative
financial blessing
Food Insecure
Politically Correct
FOX NEWS
crisis expert
The Future Lies Ahead Of Us
Harmonized Tax
Original Miles
Terminally Unique
Crowdsourcing
Crowdfunding
"Emergency E Mail"
Precision Agriculture
Lawmakers
Re-Imagingened
Ideation
Big Boy Pants
Onboarding
Rightsizing
Thought leadership
Clear Sound USB
Start a Dialogue
Bleeding edge
Client-facing systems
Omni-channel
Many other delighters helping to streamline your daily workflow
Precision Tree Felling
Republican Knowledge
Citizens United
Behind The Curtain Of Political Theater
Virtual Reality
Reality Television
Supercritically Extracted
Glass Edition (window)
Limited Edition Raspberries
Headcount Reduction Initiatives
Corporate Job Creator
Trickle Down Economics
Pivot to video
Startling energy and realism
Golden Ratio Proportions
Pre-orders
Continuum of qualities
Intriguing confession
Truly engaging system
Electrons are stupid things
Could Be
shiny new phones you need to know about
Ultra Stylish
Flagship Level Performance
High Quality
Super Unique
Exceed Your Vision
Colonial Style Ice Cream (not a brand name)
Secure Public Internet
Crafted
Bake In Pre-Heated Oven
Technical Artisans
Sound You Can Trust
Retail innovation
Performance beyond its gauge
Tactile Pen
Trust Us
Premier Author
Revolutionary Shape
Ubiquitous Repair
Leave Everything To Us
Premium Tracking
Disincentivize
TV enthusiast
Next-level vacuum cleaning features
free TV, movies and games you need
God Molecule
Grass That Tolerates Heavy Food Traffic